Farewell Furry Tina!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Tina says farewell to TCB by talking all things Smokey, smoking, and wiping. Tina is leaving TCB Bryan’s always wrong A legislator is attacking the furries! Twisty relationships Let the brain run that train Smokey’s ‘gasms Some more of Smokey’s slutty lyrics “I fit in there” Old people should get drugs on demand! Normalize partying at a certain age Allergic to cocaine? Tina’s doing keto at taco bell How to wipe? Why can’t you guys just use a bidet? I told you so –Christina Bryan needs a phone holder on a bidet Ashtrays in the bathrooms Bryan & Tina lament being a smoker in today’s world LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Like this little guy had a change of heart backing out when they got to the top.
0:04.0	I'd rather check myself before I wrecked myself.
0:10.8	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:14.1	Open up, let me in.
0:16.4	Let's me and you.
0:17.7	Let's begin.
0:18.9	I fit in, I fit in there, I fit in there.
0:21.8	Oh, baby now, oh baby now, oh baby now.
0:25.0	Can we be in heavy like?
0:26.8	This is the most disgusting, putrid shit I've ever heard, and it doesn't make any sense.
0:32.9	Smoky.
0:33.6	Stop.
0:34.9	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:40.4	Yeah, boy!
0:43.7	Cats and kids, welcome back to the commercial break.
0:46.2	I'm Brian Greene.
0:47.5	This is the dear friend of the commercial break.
0:50.1	Tina, Tina, best to you.
0:51.9	Best to you, Brian.
0:52.6	And best to you out there in the podcast universe.
0:55.1	Tina, joining us. Maybe not for one last hurrah, but maybe for one last hurrah. As Tina sails off into the sunset, flies the nest. Finally. To go to be on her own. Yeah, it only took you 43 years. That's okay. Hey, listen, we all do it at some point. All in due time. All in good time.
1:10.9	But you have been a friend and a supporter of the show. Maybe since episode number one. I don't know. When did you start listening? Episode number one? Good for you. Maybe the only other person besides me who's listened to all episodes. I know Chrisie doesn't do it. She only listens every once in a plume. How do I know this? It's because she'll text me.
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