Baby Got Crack

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2024

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Krissy is back in action after a bout of laryngitis, and Bryan has to catch her up on the chaos of the Green household. Bryan really messed up on Friday’s episode… He was wrong about the Chiefs (of course he was) Bryan, we know you are secretly obsessed with Taylor Swift Bryan and Krissy, the Ying Yang Twins As your producer…I cannot abide procrastination! A bloody bath time at the Greens’ Bryan does not know anatomy, but he does know he’s scared! Bryan’s youngest is a genius baby Baby straitjackets?! Baby crack The Atlanta weed scene Stabbing a man in a weed-haze TCB casino robbery? If you’ve left us a voicemail, Bryan mixed up our phone numbers so we’ll get there! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I told my wife I could make a car out of spaghetti.
0:05.0	You should have seen her face when I drove past her. On this episode of the commercial break.
0:17.0	If this isn't fruit that sugar is cracked, I don't know what is.
0:22.0	I've never seen a more, I've never seen a more clear and
0:26.1	concise argument for Sugar is terrible for you than my one-year-old child who absolutely went apeshy when I took her
0:34.6	fucking box away hard to believe yeah she knows what she wants.
0:39.1	Yeah, crack? The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:47.0	Yeah boy.
0:50.0	Oh yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break.
0:53.4	I'm Brian Green, this is the director of Deep Throat Services, Kristen Joy Holy,
0:57.6	best to you for there.
0:59.6	Wow, best to you, Brian.
1:01.2	It's bringing you back with a bag. Right?
1:04.0	Oh, my infinatalized sexual fantasies about deep-throating have made their way on to the show
1:09.8	yet again.
1:10.8	How you feeling? I'm feeling much better.
1:14.6	Good, Chrissy back in the studio after the fourth month off.
1:18.0	I know. People are legitimately confused by the way.
1:22.2	Deaths and illnesses. Yeah, I know. People are legitimately confused by the way. Deaths and illnesses.
1:23.6	Yeah, I know.
1:24.6	I'm gonna say right now, but hopefully that's past.
1:26.9	That's behind.
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