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Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2020

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather uncovers some uncomfortable truths about herself and gives you a full rundown of her last week locked up. She's made a list and she's checking it twice of all the shit she has to try and fix in the world before 2021 gets here. She has a lot of "associations" to call starting with the BAR, Not legally speaking, like someone who just owns a bunch of bars.... just listen to the episode and you'll get it.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a DR Media production.
0:06.5	Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:17.5	Hello everybody, welcome to another episode of The Amps,
0:21.5	Absolutely Not Podcast. God listen to that intro. She's professional. I'll tell you what,
0:27.2	sorry for my, can you hear it? My squeaky fucking chair. I swear to God, these corporate
0:32.4	apartments, they better come with some WD 40 for the squeaky furniture. How the hell are you?
0:38.3	I am fresh as a daisy. Feel like a new person. I got through my 14 day quarantine. I'm coming
0:43.5	to you live from sort of the fresh air. I got out and had to do a little work today, but got out
0:48.8	of bit. And I got to be honest with you from the last podcast of you tune. And I said,
0:53.1	I'm not sure about Vancouver. You know, my view for the last 14 days has been the back end of
0:58.4	a strip club. And I've been watching these two guys, Bill and Bob do intervenious drugs for
1:04.4	essentially 13 days in like, you know, 67 hours. And I was getting a little itchy.
1:12.0	You know, I've learned a lot about myself during this quarantine and we're going to talk through
1:15.1	those personal victories and and we're just going to, we're going to highlight some things that
1:21.0	I've learned about myself, the good and the bad. But I do have to say like Vancouver, you're a
1:25.8	beautiful city. I finally got to roll the window down in the back of, at back of an Uber today,
1:32.8	on my way to work and I suck my head out like a golden retriever on her way to film a Nancy Myers
1:39.2	movie. I'm not shooting an anti-mires movie, but I just feel like golden retrievers are always
1:42.8	in Nancy Myers movies. And if you don't know Nancy Myers, she did Father the bride. She also just
1:48.0	came out with Father of the bride three, but I think it was just a zoom movie, which I'm not
1:52.3	supporting. I, I need to see Frank and I need to see Steve Martin and the legendary Diane Keaton.
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