Gnarly Skate Stories w/ Tony Hawk & Jason Ellis | Your Mom's House Ep. 694

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2023

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

TOM’S COMING EVERYWHERE!! Well, not quite everywhere… This week, Tom reveals where he has come, the Main Mommies debate whether you should sleep with an eye mask, they get an update from Erie weatherman David Wolter, discuss a super cool “Would You Rather” question, and get a final verdict on Burpgate from the expert himself: Dr. Drew. Tony Hawk and Jason Ellis are pro-skateboarders and hosts of the “Hawk vs. Wolf” podcast. They join Tim and Crystal to discuss their worst skateboarding injuries, Tony’s first ever 900, Tom’s surfing skills, terrible tattoos, their craziest sex stories, Ellismania, and they watch some “Horrible or Hilarious” videos.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Can I ask you one stupid question?
0:02.0	I like to ask my guest the dumbest questions.
0:04.0	Please do.
0:05.0	This is so dumb, but I'm gonna ask Tony Hawk.
0:08.5	Why is it that long and lean skateboarders tend to be
0:15.0	great at it?
0:16.0	Like, okay, because I've seen English Bulldog skateboard.
0:22.0	I mean, you can't say at the start that it was gonna be a stupid question.
0:25.0	Fucking stupid.
0:26.0	And like, but like, welcome, welcome to your mom's house.
0:39.0	Did I just buy another mattress from Sautva?
0:42.0	I sure did.
0:43.0	For my kiddos, I just got them another mattress because I love Sautva mattresses.
0:49.0	S-A-A-T-V-A.com.
0:52.0	Go there to go to Sautva.com slash the shit for $200 off your next Sautva purchase.
0:57.0	Now, why do I love them?
0:58.0	Well, made in the USA, there's no physical shop.
1:01.0	So they don't have all the overhead that most regular places do.
1:05.0	Outstanding mattress quality.
1:08.0	That's really the primary reason.
1:10.0	I like the product.
1:11.0	I believe in the product.
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