Dating Old People w/ Brian Redban | Your Mom's House Ep.693

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2023

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Pull your jeans all the way over your head this week with Tim and Kirstin! Christina announces to her first brown ever at the studio, he recently getting over vomit, and no one enjoys sneezes more than Tom. We have a cool guy opening clip, a cool Florida realtor, and Tom and Christina have started playing the pushing game again. Then, we see which mommy has nastier flossing habits. We then welcome comedian and godfather of podcasting, Brian Redban from the Joe Rogan Experience and Kill Tony! They talk about the early days of podcasting, supplementing with Testosterone, and hooking up with old people. We discuss some special people, getting cosmetic work done, Sex and The City, a cool double jointed girl, and Ari Shaffir’s very weird body. We revisit the cool guy that hates dating women in America, breastfeeding, and Christina’s latest TikTok curations.

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0:00.0	Very cool video. I've never seen a feeling very cool
0:02.8	And I would appreciate it a little more stuff like this in the ticket. Yeah
0:07.2	My mom always told me if she dies to like sneak in with some pliers and pull out all our silver feelings before she gets like buried
0:15.0	Ever stayed
0:17.0	Yeah, my bad
0:19.0	And by the way, I will take a hammer to her
0:21.0	I promise you that welcome welcome to your mom's house
0:36.2	Here we are and here we go
0:39.8	Hi, hi, I want you to know I took my first poop here at the studio at the studio jeans really
0:46.4	Thanks guys, thank you. Wow. I have not pooped here in Austin at the studio
0:52.5	And I've only ever dumped once in recita at the old place
0:59.2	I didn't like it. It was really a lot of pressure because I heard everybody running around and like I know an adob wants me to be here
1:06.8	And I was like is super stressful. Who's it a small one? Yeah, it's like a girl dump
1:12.8	Pebbles no, they're not pebbles
1:15.0	It was a healthy swish, but it wasn't like a big dump
1:19.7	You think that's oh, that's cute. You think I make rabbit dumps. Oh, no, I don't
1:25.6	That puking yeah dry our piss drinking no, that was shitting. Oh cool. Here's you shitting
1:31.5	Then it's me that's how I was trying to get it out in time for the show
1:34.7	I think that's so scared that the dog would come knocking on the door looking for me
1:38.5	Yeah, yeah, yeah
1:47.3	So that was a good dump though. No, it was hurried and labored and I had to push
1:52.3	And you know, what'd you have for lunch? I had this really great like sweet potato wee type of salad. Oh, it was really good good
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