meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
The Commercial Break

Release! Release! Release!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Bryan and Krissy discuss the Olympics, the most scandalous outfits in women's sporting and Bryan's uncanny ability to get every fact in a story wrong and make it sound convincing! Then the gang compares the commercial space race audio and the Red Bull Stratos event. 10...7...5..3..1..LIFT OFF on this episode of The Commercial Break! LINKS: Watch this episode on Youtube TCBTV-minus Sponsor FUM (Use Code TCB) MEMPHO Music Fest (Oct 1st-3rd 2021) Subscribe to The Commercial Break Podcast Youtube Channel New Episodes on Tuesdays and now Fridays everywhere! Text or leave us a message: +1 (470) 584.8449 FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak @bryangcomedy @tcbkrissy ClubHouse: @bryangreen @tcbkrissy ClubHouse: The Commercial Break Club on Clubhouse! (home of live recordings) Twitter: tcbbryan Facebook: The Commercial Break Podcast YouTube: Youtube.com/TheCommercialBreak Email: [email protected] A Chartable Top 100 Comedy Podcast #1 Trending Comedy Podcast Worldwide! (Chartable) #1 Trending Comedy Podcast U.S.(Chartable) An Apple Top 100 Comedy Podcast Top 1% Downloaded Podcasts, Worldwide (ListenNotes) A Hot 50 Podcast (Podcast Magazine) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

This episode is brought to you by Slack. With Slack, you can bring all your people and

0:05.9

tools together in one place. It's your digital HQ where you can increase productivity,

0:11.1

enable flexibility and automate workflows. Plus, Slack is full of game-changing features

0:16.7

like huddles for quick check-ins or Slack Connect, which helps you connect with partners

0:20.9

inside and outside of your company. Slack, where the future works. Get started at

0:26.9

Slack.com slash DHQ. So Bella brings me the post and I'm like, oh no, this won't be good.

0:34.6

I mean, it's a vet spill. But then I remember many pets pet insurance. My complete policy

0:41.1

covers Bella for up to 15,000 pounds of vet fees. And breathe. Ensure your happiness with

0:51.8

many pets pet insurance. Get a quote at manypets.com.

0:58.8

Conditions and exclusions apply. And welcome back to WSCIT. And as we all know, the winds

1:06.4

here around Krab Apple get pretty witty this time of year. And it's a great fun out there

1:11.6

on Gordo Pond, where the kids can do some sailing and some surfing across the 16 by 16 yard

1:19.1

pond known as Fat Pond. Let's go to local surf reporter Gabby Dojo for a report on the

1:26.5

surf.

1:27.5

Oh, braw. It's just like, dude, you got the best barrels ever, dude. Just like you pull

1:32.8

in and you just get spit right out of them. You just drop in and just smack the lip.

1:38.7

Go back, drop down, snap. Ah! And then after that, you just drop in. Just ride the barrel

1:45.0

and get pitted. So pitted like that. While I didn't understand a damn word, sure

1:50.3

does sound like fun. Keep surfing that pond, Gabby. We'll be back. After this, commercial

1:55.9

break.

2:06.9

On this episode of the commercial break, wearing a thong of epic proportion, a thong in

2:13.9

the back and the thong in the front. I was glued. I bet you were. I really love creative

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Bryan Green, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Bryan Green and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.