Giulia Tofana

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2020

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! We all deal with difficulty in different ways - some people pick up hobbies to help distract. Lisa has taken up rollerskating, and Emily watched the 90s sitcom Just Shoot Me in its entirety. Tune in to hear our thoughts on both! On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for Giulia Tofana, an Italian professional poisoner and role model.

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:13.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses we know everything
0:23.0	baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:26.0	hello babies welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm Lisa. We are the baby genius. I liked our intro last time when you were the
0:38.8	sassy one. Yeah, I was a cute one. I'm the one who's always here. I'm the silly one.
0:46.5	Both, totally accurate. Yeah. Yeah. Oh man. How are you? I'm doing okay. I'm like I haven't
0:59.8	showered in a while. Oh me neither. I had one of my like quarantine breakdowns yesterday
1:06.7	where I just start crying in the middle of like a normal sentence for no reason.
1:10.8	Oh I'm sorry. Yeah, it's okay. It's very weird. It's sort of like I feel like
1:18.9	this whole thing feels like when I first got my period when I was 13,
1:25.0	where I truly feel like divorced from my body's reaction to stimulus.
1:34.3	God, what a betrayal of our bodies that was.
1:37.8	Right?
1:38.8	My first cramps were like so bad that I almost passed out like oh my god it was so horrendous.
1:47.8	I was in the middle of taking a standardized test to get into a private high school.
1:58.2	I was like it was a Saturday I was taking a test like a standardized test and I like went to the bathroom and I got my period for the first time and I told the girl sitting at the table with me who I had never met before.
2:10.0	What did she say? I truly don't remember. I think she was just like, oh wow.
2:15.0	You know, and I yeah you're a woman now. I got mine at the zoo.
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