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🗓️ 31 August 2020
⏱️ 56 minutes
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0:00.0 | A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts |
0:04.8 | blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but |
0:09.3 | planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses. |
0:14.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything. |
0:17.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything. |
0:20.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know |
0:26.5 | hello babies welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily. I'm Lisa. Thanks for listening to our show today and every day because I'm assuming you listen to them 14 times until the new episode comes out. |
0:41.0 | I mean that's how I listen to podcasts just over and over again till I |
0:45.2 | have it memorized. That's right and then I can talk along with the hosts as if |
0:50.9 | they're song lyrics. Should we release special editions of our podcast where we only include one of our audio tracks and then people can record a version where they're |
1:01.4 | co-hosting with one of us and they can just sort of like |
1:06.4 | That's such a strange idea |
1:09.4 | Do you think more people would want to be you or would want to be me? |
1:13.5 | That's a great question. |
1:14.7 | We might be surprised by the results. |
1:16.4 | Yeah, and I also don't know which one would be more flattering. |
1:19.8 | Me neither, I have no idea. |
1:21.9 | You know? I assume. I have no idea I just assumed more people would want to be you because I know what |
1:27.5 | it's like to be me and it's very uncomfortable I think the best I think what I would want to do is if I was editing myself into a podcast would be to like |
1:39.0 | Whichever person laughed more I would want to be the other person and then I would edit myself in telling really stupid jokes and then |
1:46.4 | it would be cut to them laughing really hard at it. There you go I think I laugh more I think yeah I laugh a lot. That might be true. Easy laughter here. Do it does do either of us ever like say like wow you're such a genius? No, but I'm gonna I'm gonna slip it in this |
2:04.5 | episode a few times. Yeah should we just like do some one-off recordings of us |
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