Girl On Girl

Ask Iliza Anything

Comedy

4.7 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2021

⏱️ 60 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Iliza responds to a zookeeper's frustration and a linen lament. If you're interested in attending the Aquarium of the Pacific Blue Whale Gala, virtual tickets can be purchased here: http://aop.org/events/info/gala/

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0:00.0	Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask me on your question! Leave them in the Instagram
0:11.3	Comments section! Leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook! We'll see them, we'll read them
0:19.0	Then we'll give you answers! You know it! I've got it! I've got the answers! The answers! You asked me!
0:26.9	Ask your image! Ask a laser! Ask a laser! Ask a laser! Ask a laser!
0:33.4	Why do I feel like other podcasts have a way that they start? I'm Eliza! And I'm Abel.
0:39.8	And you're listening to sound! You know what you clicked on. It's not like a radio. I think it's
0:43.9	leftover from radio days where you're tuning around. Just you remember, these are the call letters,
0:48.3	you can only hear oldies here. We're back with, yeah, nobody clicked on. You know, you're here,
0:53.1	we're also used to this old model. I also don't know that I like a podcast where like they come in on
0:58.3	us laughing. Sorry, we didn't realize we were recording. We were just laughing at this picture of
1:01.9	Emily's brother getting nailed in the dick. You don't have a brother. I don't have a brother.
1:07.3	Does not have a penis. Nope. But this is the show. Getting a lot of great questions lately and
1:14.5	and just really enjoying it. You know, we had a couple special guests, but we're back with the
1:18.9	concentrated purity that is the Emily and Eliza relationship. The relationship, all feminist,
1:25.1	strive for. This is apex feminism. No holds barred. What does that sound? It was Scott. I put a blow up.
1:34.7	A blow up. Okay. You know when Scott put sounds in, he's click creating them. Like a foli artist?
1:41.7	Like what he did in the America sound like he pulled out his electric guitar, like plugged it into
1:46.2	an amp and played it. Scott loves an excuse. This is a tasty lick. On NPR, I don't remember what
1:53.5	show it is because they a lot of them have like a similar tone. It'll be like you're listening to
1:58.7	like I don't know if it's all things considered or like it's not called air supply. But it'll just be
2:03.4	like you're listening to NPR. And I'm like, who's the session musician that was brought in to do
2:09.7	a couple of like interstitial tasty licks. Like and now in defense of the Baluga whale. Is your
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