Welcome to another exciting edition of R.U. Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash.

Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R.U. Garbage. It's that little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that after your group to be classy. Yeah. To just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in a new edition. Just got some big news. She's doing Summer Slam this summer. Check in the rig. Look out. You put a folding chair in that broad's hand. You're pushing it. Take the living. Get out of there. Good night, folks. Mike Coase is coming at you right next to me. He is the CEO of, Are You Garbage? International businessman, my best pal in a whole wide world. When you're reaching for a best pal, do yourself a favor. Make it a kipy. Give it up for Kate James Ryan. You never heard that one? That was the original intro. What's up, gang. Shout out to you. As always, please make sure you're rate, view, subscribe on iTunes, full video available on YouTube. Also, full video available over there on Spotify and the boys are in the middle of the chart. Top 100. That's where we belong. The middle of the charts. Not showing off, not falling behind. Then obviously the greatest website of all time, www. www. patreon.com.

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Toronto this weekend.

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How about that?

Toronto, going up north.

Yeah.

Some of them ketchup chips.

Okay. incredibly, and I mean incredibly special guests back with us again today, our brother from another mother. Yeah. Let me ask you a question. Do you do gym class and help class? I'm going to say, Mr. Pope. Hey, get him a whistle, will you? You know what's fucked up? You know what's fucked up, Luke? Our old pal Tommy Pope, everybody. We had a stuff island. A great conversation for 35 fucking minutes lovely he was sitting on that fucking that joke I learned to control myself that long the bust the tits of me more obviously and that's what you came up with probably keep it up you're going to hate with a chest passed first of all I'll be doing suicides you want to see a pick you don't what you came up with? Probably keep it up. You're going to hate you with a chest past. First of all, I'll be doing suicides. You want to see a pick? You don't know why I'm wearing the asses? Oh, man. This is how to get out of work 101. This guy goes to the edge. No, dude, it looks like AI. It looks like AI. Oh, yeah. Tommy's in a hospital. Yeah. Tommy gave us a stop story. He said, Hey, you guys want a podcast and sends a picture of him in the hospital?

Yeah. Yeah. It was like a final destination type shit. I got three bottles of tylex. That's not how they take you out in the final destination. I'm telling you, it's short. Apparently He's never seen the movies I don't like that

He's sleeping this much This kid is way too fucking relaxed Who him? Yeah Me? Let me tell the fucking story Okay Three bottles of Tilex I take one out And I start squirting my You got three other lot of bottle You save a little money I got a big beach You save a couple of times You're doing Pilex?

Yeah, on the fucking, with bleach.

That was once a year That's my mom Of course Look, we're doing well Okay We got pylikes He's not doing fabuloso Which by the way We had the studio clean My toothbrush tastes tastes like fabulous. I bet it does, dude.

Your mouth is probably from that fucking cleaning lady.

Look, I went to squirt the wall.

The fucking bottom releases from the squirt.

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