Hello and I'm Alyssa master Monaco.

Alyssa, I just came up with a million dollar idea.

What would that be?

Well, I mean, it's a joke idea, but I'm sure that when I say say it someone's going to use it.

I think that someone should make an app called mommy with an exclamation point

and so if you need help with a problem that you should be able to solve yourself. You just open up the mommy app and a woman will show up and fix it for you. But you have to pay her.

She has to get paid. Yes, you have to pay her. But it will be like, you know, I can't find the cottage cheese in my own refrigerator.

You hit the mommy app and some woman will show up.

You're at work.

You have a problem with something that it's not the job of your female

co-worker to fix, hit the mommy app button and actually pay a woman that you're asking to help.

And you know what? There should just be surge pricing around certain times of the day.

Absolutely. There's definitely surge pricing on Thanksgiving morning when people are being sent to the grocery

store to pick some stuff up and they can't find the condensed milk, you know?

It is, is it condensed, is it evaporated? What's the difference? Ask mommy!

I'm in the dairy section and I can't find it. No, don't call your wife, don't call your

girlfriend, don't call your female partner or your mom, hit the mommy button.

Mommy! And also, if someone fucking takes this idea and does something with it, like royalties

to Aaron.

We're coming for you. We're coming, it'll be an uncalled mommy. A woman will show up and ruin your life if you use this.

And if they do, somehow we will make sure that the sound mommy plays in their head all night long so they can never sleep again.

I know that's a curse.

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