Hello and I'm Alyssa Master Monaco.

Alyssa, what is this stupidest thing you've forgotten

when you've gone away from home for like a night or a weekend

or like a short vacation?

Like what's the most important thing you've left at home?

Oh, underwear.

Okay, guess who just left underwear?

No way!

I didn't pack any underwear and I'm staying in like a mountain town that is like a half an hour to the nearest

Did you forget your bra and your oni's? No, no, I couldn't possibly forget a bra, not with me.

So like, Andes is no big deal, in my opinion.

But I'm like eight months pregnant and things

are different during that time. And also also like I'm in a town that doesn't have a

clothing store they have like you know a scarf store and like a wind chime store but not like a not like a Walmart on the outskirts no and so I went to the

only store where they were like they might have like sundries at this place and the

only thing they had was like women's underwear in a size that

was like triple XL which right doesn't not you not my size but the closest thing to

my size they had was boys extra large.

So I'm wearing boys extra large underwear.

But do they have Spider-Man on them?

Because that would be awesome.

No, no, they're plain colors. I wish, I mean like if you're going to be

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