“Nasty Pelosi”
Hysteria
Hysteria
4.7 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 26 August 2021
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
Nancy Pelosi gets her caucus in line to advance a $3.5 trillion budget blueprint, opening the door to passing the infrastructure and John Lewis Voting Advancement Act. Then Erin Ryan and Alyssa Mastromonaco are joined by Kiran Deol and Dana Schwartz to discuss the traditions that COVID has spelled the beginning of the end for, and the traditions we want to hold onto. Plus, we meet Alyssa’s newest family member in Sanity Corner!
Show Notes:
Sanity Corner:
Erin: Alyssa’s new cat
Kiran: Making games
Dana: Leaving phones/computers in the other room
Alyssa: Never Have I Ever on Netflix
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to hysteria, I'm Erin Ryan and I'm Alyssa |
| 0:12.8 | Mastramonico. So this week the National Park Service celebrated their 105th anniversary, |
| 0:19.9 | which is great, and in that spirit, Alyssa, what is the coolest wild animal encounter |
| 0:26.4 | or sighting that you have had at a national park? Okay, so I've been to many national parks, |
| 0:32.5 | but I've never been to Glacier National Park and I would love to see the big horn sheep |
| 0:39.9 | at Glacier National Park. I'd also like to see Grizzly Bear Yellowstone. Those are my two big ones. |
| 0:45.0 | So I saw a Grizzly Bear at Yellowstone. It was crazy. Yeah, I was like maybe nine or ten. My |
| 0:53.4 | family was there on vacation and there was this traffic jam. All the cars were stopped and |
| 1:00.4 | everyone was kind of like looking, you're looking around to see what it was and it was a huge |
| 1:05.5 | fucking bear. Running down a hillside ran across the road in front of us. It was scared. It was not |
| 1:14.1 | a bear that was like, all right, people. It was a bear that was like, get real the fuck? What the fuck? |
| 1:18.9 | Yeah, so which is good because bears are supposed to be afraid of people when they're not afraid of |
| 1:23.7 | people. They quickly connect the dots that were very edible and not that fast. So this bear runs |
| 1:31.6 | down across the road in front of all the cars. Huge bear, like goes down a bank on the other side |
| 1:38.0 | of the road, gets into a lake on the other side of the road and swims across it. Shut up. He was like, |
| 1:44.8 | he was like the capilloning. He was, yeah. Yeah, it was almost like comedic because it was like, |
| 1:52.2 | I need to get away from these people so far that I'm going to like go across various terrains to do |
| 1:57.8 | it. And then when you can hear him say, Zoink, Scoob, try to run. Exactly. And then when it got to the |
| 2:04.8 | other side of the lake, it got out and it just kept running. It was like, uh-uh, I'm out of here. |
| 2:10.8 | He's like wrong turn, wrong turn. That was like how I felt. I think the first time I visited |
| 2:19.5 | South Dakota as an adult, I was like, get me out of here. This week, Dana Schwartz and Kirin |
| 2:27.0 | Diel joined to tackle the following questions. Who still thinks that messing with Nancy Pelosi is a |
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