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Delusional Diaries

botox, babies & bad decisions

Delusional Diaries

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Society & Culture, Talk Radio

4.61.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

in this week’s episode, Halley and Jaz are breaking down SO MANY TOPICS: starting with the viral TikTok comments about pregnancy rumors and a spontaneous ear bleed (yes, you read that right). the girls deep-dive into the messy world of gender reveals, pregnancy expectations, and the irrational emotional rollercoaster of wanting a baby… eventually. from Botox updates to debating if it’s ever okay to be disappointed by your baby’s gender, they dish it all with their signature mix of honesty and humor.

then it gets a bit unhinged, in the best way possible, as they unpack the internet’s latest obsession: the woman who stole $1300 worth of goods from Target and said, “I’ll just pay now.” this naturally leads to Halley and Jaz sharing their own teen stealing confessions, Jaz’s traumatic memory of being the first-ever Target customer in Alaska, and a spiral into the chaotic world of retail stories and their teenage jobs. Plus: the ongoing saga of their Pickle closets, unsolicited DMs, and influencer pet peeves.

to wrap it up, the duo dive into their chaotic travel updates, Jaz’s terrifying solo flight on a mini plane, and their excitement (and exhaustion) over upcoming plans. from Costa Rica content trips to fall cravings, puppy fever, HR cheating scandals, and Justice store memories: you’ll laugh, reminisce, and relate to every second. as always, it’s real, delusional, and completely unforgettable.


Timestamps

0:18 - Comments about Jaz being pregnant  

2:23 - Our thoughts on gender reveals 

7:58 - The Target Thief 

17:05 - Our jobs in retail

22:38 - Bitching hour 

26:32 - Peaks and Pits 

35:25 - Coldplay Concert Scandal 

40:45 - How do singers go on tour 

42:55 - Itching for a new dog


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, guys. Welcome back to Delusional Diaries podcast. I'm Hallie.

0:16.9

And I'm Jazz. And contrary to popular belief in the TikTok comments or clips from last week, I am not pregnant.

0:25.0

I didn't see any of those comments personally.

0:27.5

There was a lot of them.

0:28.8

A lot.

0:29.7

There's a lot.

0:30.4

And not like 32 a lot.

0:31.6

Like if you know, you know, like at least like seven or eight with multiple likes and comments on those. That's just a weird question to ask no matter what, but you also don't look pregnant. Thank you. Well, yeah, I talk about like wanting a kid so bad. Sorry, why is your ear bleeding right there? Oh, is it still doing that? It's just like crusted red blood. I just looked over at you. Here's the thing. I don't know. Like, it's my fourth piercing hole. But I'm

0:54.9

very confused by that because I've not put an earring in that fourth piercing hole in like years. I don't know, but it's been happening the past like two weeks. Also, my whole entire ear was sunburned. Okay, maybe that's why, but maybe that's weird. I don't know, but But in convenient.

0:50.6

Sorry, anyway, not to interrupt you.

0:51.9

It's so fine.

0:53.2

But I get that.

0:54.4

I talk about, like, wanting a kid so badly all the time.

0:56.4

But, like, I've. Sorry, anyway, not to interrupt you. It's still fine. But I get that I talk about like wanting a kid so badly all the time, but like I've also said like many, many times. That's not happening anytime soon. Yeah. The timeline just honestly keeps getting further and further and further back. It also is just weird to ask no matter what. No, I fully agree. I fully agree. I was like saying with the benefit of the doubt, like I do bring it up a a lot. But like that's so far away. Also, like I'm getting hammered pretty often. That's fair. Yeah. I would like do a big detox at my body first. Yeah. For sure. I think that would be necessary. Well, I've heard actually that the most important thing is the guy actually is supposed to be really healthy for the months before because he's like making the sperm obviously. And then once he puts it in you, then that's when you have to be healthy because you're carrying the child. So it's like, I mean, you can always be healthy before. Like that's not going to hurt it by any means. But I think the biggest thing is like honestly the guy like not drinking a lot and stuff. Yeah, like, that determines, like, how, like, warning sickness you have and all that kind of shit. Oh, really? That's... I was watching videos on it, guys. Like, how accurate is it? We don't know. But I, it seemed pretty real. Also, like, guys, like, I got Votox finally. I could beautiful. That's so amazing. And it kicked in and I'm like, my face is not moving.

2:01.3

It's intentional.

2:19.1

Yeah. guys like, I got Votox family. I could beautiful. That's so amazing. And I'm, it kicked in. I'm like,

2:25.1

my face is not moving. It's intentional. Yeah. Speaking of kids, I actually wanted to talk about something. Gender reveals. Okay. Would you do one? I would do one just me and Kevin, but I wouldn't, like, have a party.

2:35.1

You know what I'm saying?

2:36.0

Okay.

2:36.3

I would have, like, me and Kevin, like, I think it'd be fun for us to, like, go get, like,

2:41.0

ice cream or something and, like, not know what it is.

2:42.9

Like, it's like, oh, fun for me and him type of thing, but I wouldn't do, like, a,

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