Ask Your Chiropractor If Breast Mapping And Vaginal Electrode Stimulation Is Right For You!

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Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Depressed Youtubers Are Being Suggested To Me 2:30.097 The Loud Screeching Street Preacher Is Back! 13:25.380 Lyft Driver Gets Shot At And Then It Gets Worse 18:41.573 DUI Arrest Of A Middle School Principal 23:37.022 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 32:29.702 Calling The Cops Because The Cops Are Using Mind Control 33:46.050 Stripper Uses Wad Of Singles As A Weapon 36:47.002 New Advancements In Chiropractics: Breast Mapping And Vaginal Electrode Stimulation? 39:34.148 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / […]

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0:00.0	Frank, it's Friday, March 3rd, 2023, coming up on the program today.
0:05.0	Breast mapping and vaginal electrode stimulation are two services your chiropractors should not
0:10.0	be providing.
0:11.0	Plus, being a depressed YouTuber is a profitable business, driving under the influence
0:15.6	with a bladder full of urine, and the loudest street preachers screeches again.
0:20.1	It's time to check in with the premier service for masterbaters worldwide.
0:28.2	The wet meat voicemail line.
0:30.2	Oh, fuck yeah, Jack.
0:32.2	My meat's feeling so good right now.
0:35.2	My name's Adam Lifers.
0:36.2	And I love masturbating.
0:38.2	My heart made in public.
0:40.2	I'm going out in the yard right now.
0:42.2	I can be seen from the street.
0:44.2	I'm going to excuse my love.
0:46.2	Get your own fuck here.
0:48.2	I'm feeling so good.
0:49.2	If I can get out of the housework.
0:51.2	Just to go away.
0:53.2	I've got my meat.
0:55.2	So what?
0:56.2	I've got my meat.
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