Death & Taxes (w/ Punam Patel)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2019

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

"Would I rather live a shorter life where I'm happier, than a long one where I have to work so hard to be healthy? More often than not I choose shorter." Things get serious in this episode. Punam Patel (I Feel Bad, Alone Together) joins Nicole to discuss dating as an "aggressive" woman, living as a diabetic, and whether or not they believe in assisted suicide. They also provide plenty of tips for organizing your trust, and taxes! You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

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0:00.0	[♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪
0:23.2	Oh, baby!
0:25.7	Welcome to another episode of,
0:27.1	oh, I want you to date me a podcast where me and Nicole Byer
0:30.3	try to figure out how she's still single.
0:33.0	Even though I will kiss your butt four times every night,
0:39.0	if you ask me to.
0:40.8	Ha, ha, my, oh.
0:43.0	My guest today, you know her.
0:45.1	You lover, she's got so many credits.
0:46.7	I had to pull up her dang IMD baby page.
0:49.6	You know her from Kevin from work,
0:51.8	an episode of life in pieces.
0:54.6	The, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
0:57.0	the return of the Mac, Adam Roons, everything.
1:00.1	Grandmother's gold alone together, a TV pilot.
1:03.3	I saw the taping up, but didn't go to air so close.
1:05.9	The cool kids, I feel bad.
1:07.8	Ooh, baby, it's Poonum Potato.
1:10.6	Yay!
1:11.6	Yay!
1:13.3	Yay!
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