Gettin’ Napped

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2024

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Celebs against Trump, a shopping cart debate, and yet another tipping dilemma… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 6/6 Charleston, WV 6/7 Baltimore, MD 6/8 Newark, NJ 6/9 New Haven, CT 6/14 Portland, OR 6/15 Tacoma, WA 6/16 Spokane, WA 6/27 Atlanta, GA 6/28 Atlanta, GA ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 10/31 - Bakersfield, CA 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 - Dallas, TX 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at [email protected] ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HELLO FRESH: FREE appetizer for life! One appetizer item per box while subscription is active. Go to https://HelloFresh.com/NETPOSITIVEAPPS GOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPING MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.com ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	If you're gonna nap a kid.
0:02.0	And we have our title.
0:04.0	Yeah.
0:05.0	Yeah.
0:07.0	L.
0:08.0	L.
0:10.0	Ladies and gentlemen,
0:15.0	welcome in everybody with net positive podcast episode 111.
0:19.0	we did you know that's 911 911 in Europe one one one I think so
0:25.8	Thought was two one one is it maybe it is one fact checked we're 16 seconds in screwed already somebody
0:43.6	Off to a bad start or should we? in someone had a, what's it called, a stroke. And then they said I was in Twitter,
0:45.6	and then they called 911, or sorry, I called 111.
0:48.7	So we don't know if that's true or not.
0:50.3	There you go.
0:51.0	We'd like to pass along information
0:52.2	that we're not positive about.
0:53.0	Yes, that's we definitely are heavy into that.
0:55.0	Yes.
0:56.0	Is this a fact?
0:57.0	I don't know but we'll spread it.
0:58.0	The emotional support tour comes to an end.
1:01.0	This weekend, everybody, Portland, Oregon, to come. tour comes to an end this weekend everybody Portland Oregon Tacoma and
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