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Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2024

⏱️ 97 minutes

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A boy in the organ, praying for cows, beating Taylor Swift, and we end with a “sloppy wet kiss”... On the net, it's a positive. ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 6/6 Charleston, WV 6/7 Baltimore, MD 6/8 Newark, NJ 6/9 New Haven, CT 6/14 Portland, OR 6/15 Tacoma, WA 6/16 Spokane, WA 6/27 Atlanta, GA 6/28 Atlanta, GA ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 10/4 Shipshewana, IN 10/5 Shipshewana, IN 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 10/31 - Bakersfield, CA 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 - Dallas, TX 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at [email protected] ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositive MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.com ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	Oh, net, net, net, net, net positive.
0:03.2	What's up everybody?
0:04.1	I'm in the chair, baby.
0:05.7	You know what that means?
0:06.7	I'm always in a chair, though.
0:07.7	You are kind of.
0:08.7	Yeah, chair with no desk.
0:10.2	I'm deskless.
0:12.1	Yeah, deskless, John. In the studio. This week's episode of Net Positive brought to you by my tour dates.
0:20.0	I'm coming this weekend to Williams Port, Pennsylvania, which is like Central PA.
0:24.7	Baltimore, Newark, New Jersey, and New Haven.
0:26.7	Get on board, baby.
0:27.8	And then next weekend, Portland, Tacoma, Spokane.
0:31.3	Wrapping up the 150 plus tour dates emotional support tour in Atlanta, Georgia, June 27th and 28th.
0:40.0	Three shows I think almost sold out.
0:42.0	Are there, but I think Saturdays,
0:44.2	Friday's sold out, we might have a spots on Thursday.
0:47.6	September, I'm in Springfield, Missouri,
0:49.2	Philly, and Appleton, Wisconsin,
0:51.0	and then we just announced the fall tour.
0:53.2	Sarasota, Florida, Melbourne, Florida, Fort Lauderdale, Jacksonville.
0:56.6	All those are pretty close to sold out.
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