Bad Scripts (w/John Delony)

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2024

⏱️ 108 minutes

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0:00.0	All right, I'm going to bring up something that's kind of sensitive.
0:04.0	All right, I'm going to have to leave camera for a second.
0:07.2	I close my eyes?
0:10.0	This is my gift. Yeah, open your eyes.
0:11.5	Yeah, open your eyes.
0:12.0	Yeah, open your eyes. Dude. Welcome in the
0:25.0	Ladies and gentlemen, we're doing it baby net positive in the studio
0:30.0	Alex Easton.
0:32.0	What up?
0:33.0	We out here got a guest in the studio today baby.
0:36.0	This week's episode brought to you by the Emotional Support Tour,
0:39.0	actually it's not because it's finished.
0:40.0	The whole tour, a two years almost crazy finished yesterday is that the longest story you've done by far
0:47.0	Nice dude finished yesterday. Congrats Spokane Washington love it What a gift, bro.
0:53.0	We're putting the whole thing on tape in two weeks in Atlanta, Georgia.
0:56.7	I think there's still tickets left of maybe November, let's see June 27th and 28th, three shows in Atlanta, Georgia on.
1:04.3	Tate, baby, if you want to come out, love to have you.
1:07.6	Going back to the comedy clubs in September, Springfield, Philly, and Appleton all in September.
1:14.4	Those are like working out the new material.
1:18.0	I love a small room.
1:19.0	Yeah, a little smaller room, a little intimate,
1:21.9	intimate, you can't have dinner in there, it's a font,
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