Holy Seafood Breaded In The Body Of Christ

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

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🗓️ 28 June 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:03:05.04 Commercials On DV / A New Partnership 00:04:59:20.02 CalCom MAX – Streaming Public Access TV 00:13:36:24.27 Criminal Flossing / Satellite Rays Burning A Man’s Mouth 00:18:19:09.18 Preacher Has A Thing Or Two To Say About Black People And Slaves. This Should Go Well (It Doesn’t) 00:21:43:04.65 Defending Roseanne’s Latest Statements 00:29:35:16.08 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:35:13.73 A Hotdog Bun That Goes Under Your Penis Skin 00:37:03:10.26 A Man Who Is Either Really Good […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Wednesday, June 28th, 2023, coming up on the program today, a delicious,
0:05.3	holy seafood breaded in the body of Christ.
0:07.9	Plus, a conviction of aggravated flossing will result in the death penalty.
0:12.1	Does Rosanne want to exterminate 6 million Jews?
0:15.2	The answer probably won't surprise you, and a hot dog bun-styled dick implant.
0:22.9	Distorted View Daily, proudly presents Prisms, a rainbow gift from nature,
0:29.6	or nefarious government secret mind control experiment.
0:33.4	I'm just wondering what the heck is in our water supply?
0:36.8	What the heck is in our oxygen supply of the metallic ice-type salt that create a rainbow
0:44.6	effect in a sprinkler? What is easy now to our ground that allows this type of
0:52.3	effect to happen? Not just around our sun and our moon anymore, everywhere we look,
1:01.4	the visible spectrum is rainbows. This cannot be natural.
1:09.3	We all know it wasn't something that happened 20 years ago, but now it's happening now.
1:17.9	We as a nation have got to ask ourselves, what the hell is going on?
1:25.6	What is oozing out of our ground?
1:28.4	This cannot be natural.
1:32.6	What the hell is going on?
1:37.4	I'm not even any, when you need to look, rainbows disappear and not feel so fine.
1:43.5	The Calacock Life Ball.
1:46.7	It's the Distorted View Show with Tim Hanson.
1:50.0	Hi, Galileo 20C33.
1:53.6	That's what we call the watermelon hole.
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