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Ask Iliza Anything

Get Yo Life Right

Ask Iliza Anything

Lemonada Media

Comedy

4.73.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2019

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Iliza gives advice on guy hygiene and a Disney Land proposal, then takes the Pottermore quiz to find out which Harry Potter house she would be in. Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/iliza. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Ask me! Ask a Liza anything it's time to ask! Ask me on your question! Leave them in the Instagram comments section! Leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook! We'll see them, we'll read them! Then we'll give you answers! You know it! I've got it! I've got the answer! The answer! You asked me! I'll give you an image!

0:30.0

I will! I will! I will! That song is so catchy! Like yes I'm a musical prodigy and I didn't even write it, I just sang it. Sight unseen, hearing unheard, having heard the song once. But you wrote it in terms of you came up with the lyrics. I came up with it right then and there. Ask me! Ask a Liza anything it's time to ask! Ask me on your question! Leave them!

1:00.0

Leave them in the Instagram comments section! Leave them on your Facebook, leave them on your Twitter! I sing it in the airport. I did a really good job. Everybody just heard that song. I know but they like it. And you know what? There's a 15 second skip ahead button on your question. One person hates it. Well that person can S&D. We're gonna jump right into it. We're gonna start out with a very gross but not uncommon question. Emily's gonna kick it.

1:30.0

Alright, oh wait, welcome to Ask a Liza anything podcast where we get your life right. Hit it. Addie Jane 6 wants to know as a married woman do you struggle to deal with Guy Hygiene? My husband is a total gross out. His Hygiene has gone downhill since we got married. At this point I don't want to be touched by him at all. All of my friends assure me that this is a normal guy thing but we haven't been intimate since my daughter was born five months ago which I'm sure is just adding to the strain in our already

2:00.0

struggling relationship. Any attempt to breach a subject with him ends in an argument, an accusation that I'm just unreasonable and mean what to do. I think he's cheating on you and has an STD. I rarely hear this kind of discussion anyway but it's usually the guy look come on you had the kid already. It's go time. Let me push up in that. And you're like it's still raw. I'm just saying. So it's rare that you hear a word.

2:30.0

And I'm like, come on super horned up. Let's go. Put it in. But she's saying that all of her friends agree that their husband's also lost their Hygiene. This hyperball all of them. But I'm just I always say I'm like everyone hates me. You're like, it's only like 35 people. Okay, but so first how about you address let's address the hygiene question first. Okay. That's not normal and honestly men are very sexually driven. So the fact that he could do anything. He could do a small thing to make you more

3:00.0

attracted to him and he wouldn't is weird. It's weird that you got married and it's gone downhill from there. I understand you get married and you're like, who cares? Like I definitely, you know, you don't have that call of the wild. That's my one would call it. I know, but like you don't need to dress up as much. But basic hygiene, flossing, clipping your nails, clipping your scratchers. I think there's something else going on there. It seems like it could be depression. I mean, I don't think has post mortem.

3:30.0

Postpartum. I mean, I don't think the hygiene is tied to I think not being intimate. Like there's definitely something else going on that's causing all of these. That's what I said. That's why it's my show. Right.

3:42.0

Something else is going on there. And honestly, if you're married to someone that you can't have a conversation with, like that's a bigger issue. Like and I'm not saying I have the perfect marriage. But there's nothing that I could say to him. There's nothing that I feel like I couldn't talk about with him.

3:57.2

Well, so I think that's the best. So it's hard to have a conversation. Dick smells. What?

4:03.2

He's like, I don't want to get it near my baby maker. I just think, um, I think you're dealing with a couple of issues here. And it's also a lack of respect.

4:11.3

Like if he, you know, personal hygiene is about respect for your fellow citizens. Like yourself. And you're well, not wearing deodorant. Like you may not dislike the way you smell. But like other, like it's rude.

4:23.7

And it's like, Oh, different cultures. Okay. Well, when you're in this culture, fucking clean up your shit. All right. So don't be a stink.

4:32.2

It is rude. Other people, your, your old factory encroachment on other people's nasal passages. It's, it's rude. And if you know it, if someone tells it to you, it's one thing you don't know you stink, but you know when you stink.

4:44.4

Blanche knows she's stinky. You know you're stinky. So that's it. The kid thing.

4:50.8

It's weird to have a woman be like, come on. Let's get it in. It's fucking go time to time to fuck and the guys are like, Oh, I don't think it's I think that they need some a third part. They need some counseling.

5:01.7

You need some counseling to just ask him what's up. He either has cheated on you. No, or something is wrong. I think he has the impression he's depressed or he's

5:10.0

just having to do. And if you don't do anything about it, you're complicit. So, and if he doesn't want to see a doctor, something like a psychiatrist or a psychologist or at least talk with like a therapist, you don't have to go full on like straight jacket. I was a full on full metal jacket. You don't have to

5:24.0

do and listen to the army a long time ago. But if he's not going to talk about it, you should probably leave that person and leave that stink behind. Ask realize anything. Next question from anonymous.

5:36.0

Yes. Another option, by the way, you don't I mean, she attached her name to that now only a true psycho is going to go back, listen to this, figure out the spelling, find the social media outlet she reached out to us on. But if you want to ask something anonymously, you can. We won't betray your trust.

5:52.1

No, we take any DMs to the ask Eliza Instagram. We will not say your name.

5:57.0

We might say you're no. No, we're not going to say our house. Don't fuck me over and make sure to visit fabletics.com.

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