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Distant Snoring

Ask Iliza Anything

Lemonada Media

Comedy

4.73.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2019

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Topics this week include red flags, secret burps, and what to order at a bar. Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/iliza. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Ask me! Ask a Liza anything it's time to ask! Ask me on your question! Leave them in the Instagram, comment section! Leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook! We'll see them, we'll read them! Then we'll give you answers! You know it! I've got it! I've got the answer! The answer! You asked me! I'll give you an answer!

0:30.0

We were passing a billboard today and it was a billboard for Ariana Grande something dangerous woman album on iTunes. Dangerous woman diaries. And that's her in her bunny mask. And I was like what was the pitch for this to that at the time? Like 17 year old girl. Like all right, all right, ready? So your serious artist now, all right, let me pitch it to you. They text bunny mask, but the eyes are cut out.

1:00.0

You wear it on your head and people take you V seriously. And then you were saying how you look at that and you don't think the words dangerous apply to Ariana Grande or woman. Like you don't think of either. No. Totally fair. Or diaries, she doesn't have a diary. Yeah, I don't, she's so talented, but I don't, like she doesn't, like woman to me is like woman and she's like I'm still small and I'm a bunny. Here I come! I guess the latex is the woman part. I don't know what that is.

1:30.0

Whoever the weirdo is, I was like put this on your head. Okay, it's very donny dark. Oh, we're ready to go. Well, what do you think? The five masks? She also had on for that photo shoot that she decided not to use. Yeah, what lost to that? Like a zebra, paper mache, snout, like an elephant ear head wrap. Who knows? Welcome back. It's a new year, new you. Ask a lize it anything. It's time to fuck. We've got a lot of great questions. These are some to be fair that we have called from weeks before.

2:00.0

This show is constantly in production and it's ever challenging task to match up recent questions with recent pod, but that's what keeps you listening. The hope clinging to that nugget of hope that someone somewhat famous will address your question. Thus lifting you up in your home is before your dentist appointment. Yeah, because I'm not messaging any of you back. Yeah, I'm leaving it on about your age. I just copy paste and hope for the best. Let's get to it. Okay, we've got some questions and we've got your answers. Is that what you need to go

2:30.0

to the point of being from this? Just keep living 22 says first, lize your my spirit animal. Secondly, I need advice on how to break things off with someone that I like and love as a person, but I just don't think he's my person. I've tried to talk to him about issues in our relationship. But in his mind, there aren't any issues. For example, the biggest issue for me is that I want him to be a better communicator in the sense that he's kept things from me in the past that I felt were things you should let the person to be.

3:00.0

And you're with no about like that you change jobs. His response, especially because I was his boss. Okay, his response and situations like this is that he didn't want me to worry, but he'll work on it. No, here we are seven years in and we still deal with the same issues and his responses that people don't change overnight. And I'm like, dude, it's been seven years. Overall, he has a good person. And he does love me, but his team to put it. What's love, but a second hand emotion. She was beaten. P.S. were engaged for five years.

3:30.0

And I've never broken up with someone that I still actually liked as a person. And then that face with a hand on the you sent me the weird hand slap your face emoji and an on.

3:40.0

No, that's just didn't appear. That's the print sign. That's the feminine symbol. That's just didn't know what those just didn't have here.

3:46.0

In copy pasting. That's not a real emoji. It was supposed to be an emoji. What are you saying to me right now? That's an incorrect shape. That's not emoji. It's just the shape that the computer goes.

3:57.0

Oh, God, okay. I was like, cool. Yeah, women. Whatever. Okay. Sorry. We just have the hand slap.

4:03.0

It's not compatible. A red flag to me is the he didn't want me to worry, but he'll work on it.

4:10.0

Because that's one of two things. One, it's a guy doing the guy thing where it's like they keep everything in because society doesn't allow men to

4:17.0

vote or he's a liar. Like the changing job that I don't know what that means. I don't know to the extent what extent.

4:26.0

I just I think you already have your answer and seven years you've been engaged for five. Like that's it. You're done.

4:35.0

I understand if you're like 21 and you're just like saving up or something, but I don't get I think you've got too many complaints and I think he's

4:41.0

frustrating you and an unwillingness to change. I always hammer this point home. If the if your partner doesn't want to have a discussion with you,

4:48.0

that's just a major red flag. I farted. I have to be honest. I have and I have to just be honest. I'm not big on like admitting it.

4:59.0

Oh, far. It's funny. I drank a whole thing a milk this morning because no one is here to feed me. All you do every day every

5:08.0

time we get sorry. I'm sorry. Did you fart? I'm like, no, it's probably your 80 year old dog. No, no, it's your car and you know,

5:18.0

it's outdoors. We'll drive past like the Libreia tar pits and you'll be like, is that you? No, it's ancient tar two things. Some people

5:25.0

like, look, by fart, I own it. I don't. I am the first to throw someone under the bus, but I just I've been having an

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