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Slaphead Q-ball, hairline malign, follically challenged and bowling ball aligned. Yes.

It's time for best of bored.

I miss your hair.

I don't actually.

Okay, that's fair.

I miss not having all the gray hair, but like I wish I'd shaved my head earlier in life.

I wish I had just bit in the bullet and tried it because, man, I like I wish I'd shaved my head earlier in life. I wish I had

just bitten the bullet and tried it because man, I like being bald. I will not, I'm not looking forward to. I'm very likely to bald at some point. I am not looking forward to it. I have a terrible head shape for that. I have a very tall, very tall forehead, very flat sides of my head. I'm going look like a goddamn Easter

Island statue when I have to shave my head

at some point here. Well, I seriously very tall forehead, very flat sides of my head. I'm going to look like a goddamn Easter

Island statue when I have to shave my head at some point here. Well, I seriously considered like doing like a wig of some kind, like trying to get a wig that looked like my old hair and just like getting one of those because I didn't know what I would look like. I think if you're actually worried about like that's a legit route to go is like try to get a wig made that looks like your hair the way it currently is

and then don't have to worry about it.

I don't know why it feels like there's almost like...

Get head! that's a legit route to go is like try to get a wig made that looks like your hair the way it currently is and then not to worry about it.

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