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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 31 March 2026
⏱️ 154 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired March 31, 2026: March Madness poop bracket. Surprise ear sex. Everything you wanna know about taking the written driving exam 139 times.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello to all the wonderful podcasters out there. |
| 0:02.5 | Wherever in the world you're listening right now, we truly appreciate it. Dana here. Yeah, I'm a sports junkie. I'm a wing lover and, of course, a smart club member because I trust my home comfort to standard heating the air conditioning, and I really think you should too. Right now, it's HVAC mania, and these deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
| 0:24.4 | And no, it's not. These deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
| 0:24.3 | And no, it's never too late to show your furnace of love. |
| 0:27.0 | And if your system is about to crash out like a five-seat against a 12, now's the time |
| 0:31.0 | to replace it on your schedule with 0% financing from standard heating and air conditioning. |
| 0:36.1 | Go to standard heating.com and mention 93X. |
| 0:38.8 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:43.1 | The 93X half-assed morning show. |
| 0:46.3 | Ninety-three. |
| 0:59.3 | Well, what you're looking here? |
| 1:03.0 | The clock on the wall says 541. |
| 1:06.2 | We ought to get going again. |
| 1:09.0 | I don't want to. |
| 1:09.9 | You don't? |
| 1:12.9 | Not really, but this is how we pay the bills around here. |
| 1:13.4 | You know what I mean? |
| 1:15.4 | Welcome to the Half Fast Morning Show. |
| 1:16.5 | We're not alone, of course. |
| 1:25.6 | If you're listening right now, you're likely trying your best to dial yourself into whatever daily nightmares you face in order to make your living. |
| 1:29.7 | I saw a question online that maybe we could F with for a little while, Cubby. |
| 1:32.9 | The question is, what's harder? |
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