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It's a Wonderful Lie

"Georgia Super Lawyer”

It's a Wonderful Lie

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Comedy

4.62.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2020

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

IT’S A WONDERFUL LIE is a 12 part short-form comedy podcast that imagines the hilarious “truth” hidden in your holiday newsletters. Today, Ashley reads Holly & Greg a letter from the proud mother of two perfect adult children… and Tyler. Follow our hosts on Instagram: Ashley: @indyashflowers Holly: @hollylaurent Greg: @heygreghesss

Transcript

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0:00.0

No, hello there and happy holidays. If you're like me, your mailbox and inbox are beginning

0:08.1

to fill with the obligatory year end updates from family and friends. Exotic vacations,

0:14.5

fulfilling careers, the accomplishments of so many perfect children. Ah, it is the season.

0:21.5

And so we've collected a few Christmas news letters for some festive fun. Names and locations

0:27.3

have been changed, of course, because if there is one thing I've learned in all my years,

0:32.9

it's that there's always room to read between the lines. And chances are, it's a wonderful lie.

0:44.4

Welcome back to It's a Wonderful Lie, everybody. I'm Ashley Flowers joined by Holly Laurent.

0:50.5

Merry Christmas, happy holidays! Woohoo! And Greg has. Here we are again, I can't wait.

0:55.7

Oh, you guys. I have a good one today. There's a lot going on in this letter.

1:02.3

Always good for these. So someone in our letter, it's really interesting. They worked for the

1:08.4

Kebler factory, which is like Hashtag Dream Drops. Oh, totally. Are they an L?

1:12.5

It's an actual L for the actual L for the actual L. But it got me thinking about like my favorite

1:18.0

Christmas cookies. Like do you guys, do you guys make cookies that are part of like any tradition you

1:22.5

have or like is there a favorite Christmas cookie? You know, it's kind of cute. And this is not

1:26.5

something that I ever did past my early 20s. But my first roommate's right out of college. We

1:32.8

are all super broke and living in Chicago and probably living off $300 a year. We used to have

1:39.6

a Christmas cookie party and make cookies together, which is so like what? Yeah, three guys.

1:45.7

We have for some reason we were it was like and we would be in this tiny little kitchen with an

1:50.0

oven that always sort of was on the verge of blowing up. And we used to make Christmas cookies and

1:55.0

decorate them every year, which is so. Very awesome. Very wholesome. Very wholesome. This just having

2:01.7

this conversation makes me think like I think I want to get some cookie cutters and makes some.

2:06.4

I've never ever done it. I always you've never made Christmas cookies. Your dad's like basically Santa.

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