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The Useless Hotline
Max Balegde & George Clarke
4.8 • 701 Ratings
🗓️ 28 October 2025
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, I'm Max Beleg Day. |
| 0:02.2 | And I'm not him. |
| 0:04.2 | I'm me, George Clark, and welcome to the useless hotline. |
| 0:06.4 | TikTok wasn't working out for us. |
| 0:07.8 | So we're doing this instead. |
| 0:09.6 | Yes, we are. |
| 0:10.7 | And the useless hotline is a place where we help you with your queries, |
| 0:13.7 | no matter how we're discussing or embarrassing they are. |
| 0:23.9 | It's just us, sorry. |
| 0:25.1 | Soz. |
| 0:25.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:26.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:27.2 | Get a grip. |
| 0:27.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:28.7 | Well, it's our podcast. |
| 0:30.7 | It's been allowed to just have us on every now and then. |
| 0:38.8 | Well, I've actually not been on the podcast for, I had to miss last week, obviously, as we know, because piggy, slup piggy took my place, |
| 0:41.8 | took over my body and my panties. |
| 0:45.8 | Why you've got to make everything weird immediately? |
| 0:46.5 | Sorry. |
| 0:50.1 | So I appreciate you popping Kermit there. |
| 0:51.4 | I didn't actually put him there. I think he's found a new suitor. |
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