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The Useless Hotline
Max Balegde & George Clarke
4.8 • 701 Ratings
🗓️ 22 October 2025
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm looking for a bad little dancing piggy who needs to be punished. |
| 0:09.0 | What the fuck? |
| 0:12.0 | Do you like what you see, Georgie? |
| 0:17.0 | I hate it. |
| 0:19.0 | That is a hit. What do I know? |
| 0:21.6 | Don't actually... |
| 0:22.6 | What do you think? |
| 0:23.6 | What do you think? |
| 0:24.6 | This is so... |
| 0:25.6 | What do you think? |
| 0:26.6 | Oh, so... |
| 0:28.6 | Oh, it's a little... |
| 0:31.6 | Little ladder hosen. |
| 0:33.6 | It's disgusting. |
| 0:34.6 | Have you been a bad little piggy? |
| 0:36.6 | That is horrible. |
| 0:38.2 | No, please, no. |
| 0:40.2 | That is so strange. |
| 0:44.0 | What's strange about it? |
| 0:45.4 | This is all natural, George. |
| 0:48.0 | I don't know what strange. |
| 0:48.8 | Why is your face so flaky? |
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