The Truth About George’s Song Choice’s & Max’s Vegas Disaster!
The Useless Hotline
Max Balegde & George Clarke
4.8 • 701 Ratings
🗓️ 5 November 2025
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
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00:00 Kicking Things Off (and Dealing with Tech Chaos)
02:54 Health Scares and Random Life Struggles
05:49 Dance Outfits and Performance Disasters
08:37 Vegas Madness and Gambling Gone Wrong
11:23 What Gambling Taught Us (Yes, Really)
12:19 The Rollercoaster of Vegas Wins and Losses
15:24 Wild Encounters in Sin City
16:56 Celebrity Spotting — Our Brush with Fame
18:38 Beating Self-Doubt on the Strictly
20:49 The Pressure of Song Choice
24:02 Competition Life: Finding the Right Style
27:25 The Art of Moving Without Looking Weird
28:37 Dealing with Being Watched Constantly
29:32 When Privacy Isn’t Private Anymore
31:43 The Messy Morals of Paparazzi Culture
33:24 Meeting Fans and Feeling the Love
34:50 The Crumbl Cookie Situation Is Crazy
37:23 What’s Coming Next on The Useless Hotline
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, I'm Max Spellek Day. |
| 0:03.2 | And I am Gregory Clarkorio. |
| 0:07.1 | And welcome to the Eustace Hotline. |
| 0:08.9 | TikTok wasn't working out for us, so we decided to set up our own little business. |
| 0:13.5 | Yes, we did. |
| 0:14.7 | And today, as you can probably already tell, is a crunchy digital episode. |
| 0:19.3 | Because I am a mess. I forgot my proper microphone. God knows |
| 0:26.1 | what George's probably sounds a lot better than I do right now. |
| 0:29.6 | I mean, we are currently working from home. I was trying to show my, this is the extent |
| 0:35.8 | of my room currently. I'll split the camera round as well |
| 0:39.3 | so Max can't see any of this |
| 0:40.8 | this is currently the setup |
| 0:43.2 | that I'm operating off of |
| 0:44.4 | it's just |
| 0:47.5 | absolutely despicable behavior |
| 0:49.2 | but we're doing it for you |
| 0:53.0 | and if you're thinking that I look crazy, |
| 0:56.8 | it's because I'm pretty sure I have food poisoning |
| 0:58.9 | and a cold at the same time. |
| 1:01.1 | I just had a bath this morning and I nearly shit in the bath. |
| 1:14.7 | So, having a really nice time. So I just thought I'd put this dressing going on. |
| 1:17.8 | Was it like a just a scary bubble or what was the vibe? |
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