Genital Theft In Africa & Using Dildos To Protest ICE | 4.17.26

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2026

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Genital Theft In Africa & Using Dildos To Protest ICE | 4.17.26 Episode 1939 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ethos - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at ⁠https://ethos.com/hardfactor⁠. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:20 Operation “Dildo Blitz” where protestors are using Dildos to protest ICE 00:14:30 India is considering using crocodiles and snakes to keep out immigrants from Bangladesh 00:20:20 Former Porn Superstar and Mensa member, Asia Carrera, has passed the Texas BAR 00:24:30 Trump is beefing with the Pope, so the Pope’s brother got a bomb threat 00:27:50 Alarming trend in Africa where men’s genitals are disappearing Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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