Beagle Testing Labratory Swarmed by Anrgy Mob | 4.20.26

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2026

⏱️ 53 minutes

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0:00.0	Hear that.
0:01.0	It's your big McDonald's hunger calling.
0:03.0	And that's not just any kind of hunger.
0:05.0	It's the kind that calls for, the big arch.
0:07.0	Stack with juicy beef, cheddar cheese and that big arch sauce.
0:10.0	Oh, and don't forget those crispy onions.
0:13.0	Hungry? You are now.
0:15.0	Serve from 11 AM, subject to availability.
0:18.0	Price and participation may vary.
0:20.0	Where the hell am I?
0:22.8	It's a fighting tournament.
0:24.3	To the death.
0:25.9	It's called Mortal Kombat for a reason.
0:29.4	The tournament begins.
0:31.9	Johnny Case.
0:33.2	You have been chosen to fight.
0:35.3	You're coming or what?
0:36.3	I'm an actor.
0:37.2	I can't do this.
0:38.9	You're fighting for the fate of our world.
0:41.9	Get over here.
0:45.0	Mortal Kombat 2 in Cinema's May 8.
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