GECKMAIL: “I BETRAYED MY BANDMATE”
Therapy Gecko
iHeartPodcasts
4.9 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 18 February 2026
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Hello. This is geckmail. Today we will read emails from a guy who betrayed his bandmate, a woman who left her crazy religion and changed her life after no longer fearing god, a writer living with her wild grandmother, a nice walk, and other things you will hear about.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.3 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.4 | Hello, everyone, and welcome to the Therapy Gecko podcast. |
| 0:09.4 | Thank you folks for tuning in with me today, being here with me as we continue in the year |
| 0:17.6 | 26, God damn it, to do this gecko show. |
| 0:23.1 | My name is Lyle. |
| 0:24.6 | And I'm going to be hanging out with you guys for the next hour reading some emails that people have sent me to the email address, |
| 0:34.6 | Therapy Gecko Mail at gmail.com |
| 0:38.4 | We have a lot of good ones today. |
| 0:43.8 | I say that every time, but |
| 0:45.0 | I actually don't know this time. |
| 0:48.1 | I just said that because I haven't read |
| 0:49.9 | any of the headlines yet, |
| 0:52.9 | but let's get into them. |
| 0:54.7 | Oh, wait. |
| 0:55.3 | Actually, before we do that, before we do that, folks, I declare to you all formally that tickets for my 2026 tour are on sale right now at Therapy GeckoTor.com, which I will link in the episode |
| 1:20.0 | description. I'm going to 30 cities. I'm going to list as many of them really fast as I possibly |
| 1:26.4 | can. San Diego, L.A., San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, Vancouver, Minneapolis, Cleveland, |
| 1:32.2 | Pittsburgh, Charlotte, Madison, Detroit, Bloomington, Chicago, Atlanta, Nashville, D.C., Philly, |
| 1:39.3 | New York, Boston, Toronto, Lansing, Michigan, Grand Rapids, Michigan, Montreal, Vegas, Salt Lake City, Denver, Phoenix, Austin, New Orleans, and motherfucking Anchorage, Alaska. |
| 1:52.0 | I will be going to all of those cities this year to do a combination of, um, storytelling, comedy, and of course, gecko therapy, where we bring folks up from the audience. |
| 2:11.6 | I've lived a lot of life in the past however many years. |
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