Hello, is this the Gecko guy?

Yeah, what's up man?

Whoa, it's an honor.

Well, I need some advice.

It's quite a unique one.

Yeah, sure. Hit me.

Well, basically, I go to Afghanistan from time to time, and I ended up befriending the Taliban. Long story.

And I made a good amount of money from it. To be honest, I could retire from it.

But it's really put a dampening on my social life because, you know, I go out, I meet some new people.

And, you know, they say they do like digital marketing or something

and they turn to me, oh, what do you do? And I mean, I say, yeah, I like bought a tank from the Taliban

and I'd sold it to an American collector and then suddenly they run away or like they report

me to the police or, you you know they just talk about human rights

stuff but to be honest I kind of enjoy it like they're kind of like my tally

bros I just don't know how to talk to people like I've got a girlfriend she's

autistic enough to like it but what do I say when I meet her parents you know what's

your name?

Miles.

We spoke before in the DMs on a... Yeah, we've never...

Okay, we've never spoken on the podcast before, but we DM'd back and forth a little bit

because you sent me a message just shortly after I went to Iraq, you sent me a message

and you were like, you said, hey, if you ever want to come to Afghanistan, I'll show you around.

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