“I STOLE MY BEST FRIEND’S GF AND KIDS”

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews

4.9 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2026

⏱️ 76 minutes

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A caller reflects on becoming a stepfather to his best friend’s kids, a caller is wrongfully arrested, and an emailer wonders why he thinks the way he does.

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:02.5	Guaranteed Human.
0:05.5	Hello.
0:06.4	Hi, what's your name?
0:07.9	Zach.
0:08.8	How's it going?
0:10.0	It's going good, man.
0:11.7	It's going fine.
0:13.0	It's going, uh, dude, fuck, man, you know, fuck.
0:20.6	I don't know. I fuck. I don't know.
0:21.7	I don't feel...
0:23.6	Fuck.
0:25.0	Who cares?
0:25.6	Zach?
0:28.5	Yeah.
0:30.8	Zach,
0:31.4	you texted me and you said,
0:33.9	I stole my best friend's girlfriend
0:35.8	and two kids.
0:38.7	Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
0:40.8	Yeah, that happened.
0:42.3	So I was friends with this guy for a very long time.
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