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I am today, normally there's a brilliant producer, there isn't today.

So if this is a technical nightmare, that's the, that's why we're late.

People are asking, why are you late?

This is, I mean, the left normally, that's our stick.

That's the one thing we excel at.

Winning political power and establishing a social society

hasn't gone as, as hoped.

But being late for meetings, broadcasts, chef's kisses,

we've got that down to a T.

So that's our one skill.

We've got a great show today.

And what we're going to talk about is, of course,

the fascinating implosion of GB news.

Now, GB news asks, people are going to sell that.

Actually, let me just start at the beginning.

I mean, some people will go, I mean, if it's such a joke,

it's so irrelevant.

If it's imploded, why spend any time talking about it,

who cares, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, I get that.

But I suppose the counterpoint is, it is quite funny.

And these are dark, dark times in the world of quite a lot

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