Gay Serial Killers

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.0 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2022

⏱️ 36 minutes

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The truth comes out in the latest installment of GOOD CHILDREN. Andrew and Joe discuss the absolutely insane tall tales they've told over the years and get to the psychological root of why so many gays lean towards lying. From buying likes on Instagram to buying stock in an energy drink pyramid scheme, these Chatty Kathies leave no stone unturned in their proverbial pet cemetery of childhood stories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm asking you this on error because I haven't gotten a straight answer behind the scenes.
0:04.5	Why is my heart racing?
0:05.8	What happened to my vintage Levi bell bottoms?
0:10.5	What happened to them?
0:12.4	What happened to them?
0:13.0	to them?
0:14.0	Okay, well listen, I went to an Abenite.
0:19.0	It was definitely a lot of fun.
0:21.0	I was looking pretty good. but I brought them to the dry
0:24.8	cleaner and Joe they had some like black sludge on them almost I don't know there was a
0:30.2	lot of people in that little I said you you can only I said these are
0:34.1	extremely valuable one of a kind vintage cannot they were like the Maryland
0:38.8	Monroe dress yes and they have black and if Kim got black sludge on the Maryland Road dress, people were to kill her.
0:44.0	He wasn't at Abadite, it gets crazy.
0:46.8	You know what I mean?
0:47.8	Like when they're playing Can't seeing Queen, like what are you going to do?
0:50.1	You're going to step on people's pants.
0:51.8	Abenite was like a month ago.
0:53.5	And then I went away.
0:54.7	I've been trying, I want to wear my jeans.
0:56.7	And then I went away.
0:57.6	And like, then I have to still go back.
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