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Good Children

Can You Push Me In The Pool?

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.02.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2022

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

In quite possibly the darkest episode to date, Joe and Andrew discuss the chilling experiences that filled their summer breaks. A glimpse into the psyche of two emotionally disturbed Spanx for Men-wearing camp counselors, a retrospective look at the Cold Stone Industrial Complex, a dip in the pool, a trip to the spa, and a hopeful glance forward into summers unwritten. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

When high school musical two came out, I was immediately booking a flight to Albuquerque.

0:06.0

A hundred percent.

0:07.0

I was, I'm working at the golf course, I'm getting my ice to be imported from England,

0:10.5

and I'm fucking sack-gaffron.

0:12.0

And you were fabulous absolutely good children

0:19.2

Welcome back to another episode of good children. The podcast where we and

0:24.7

Andrew discuss our joint childhood in the late 2000s and all of the trauma,

0:29.7

nostalgia and summer breaks that come with it.

0:33.7

What were you doing during the summer break?

0:35.1

If it was high school, tumbler.com.

0:37.4

If it was middle school, it was webkins insider.com.

0:40.4

If it was an elementary school, it was webkins.

0:42.1

com. I will also say something that we were doing during summer was swimming in your pool,

0:45.0

but not just swimming in your pool.

0:47.0

I almost think that it was like we were doing gymnastic routines in your pool.

0:50.0

My summer...

0:51.0

Do you ever flip rocks? Joe, you know I'm not a nature

0:55.8

head, not a nature freak? Only the best of the best with

0:59.0

flip rocks and like pick up the roly poleys and worms like that was all I did all summer.

1:04.0

No, that would make me say.

1:05.0

I would actually be like,

1:06.0

I do kind of feel like when you were coming over I was like,

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