Our country is winning again.

In fact, we're winning so much that we really don't know what to do about it.

People are asking me, please, please, please, Mr. President, we're winning too much.

We can't take it anymore.

Hello and welcome to this week's episode of Trump Trolls Trump, and we begin this one with incredible news.

I hope you're sitting down. Actually, maybe

you should be standing up because you're going to want to jump for joy. We are winning.

We're winning. Everything. Everywhere. Everybody can feel it. It's in the air. It's in the gas pump.

It's at the grocery store, in our retirement accounts.

The nation is facing relentless wave after wave of brutal, relentless winning.

And most of that winning is emptying our wallets.

Okay, you know in the show that our purpose here, even in the darkest of times, is to shine a light on the

incompetence and idiocy of Donald and everybody else in the Trump regime. Because we have to

remember that mockery is our superpower. And as hard as it is, we cannot allow them to keep us buried under their unrelenting negative

news cycle.

Especially, we're in this for the long haul, guys.

So I think it's okay if once a week we kind of let our metaphorical hair down and get laser

focused on just making fun of them. It has been 425 days since inauguration day. And as I mentioned,

the winning is incredible. Truly incredible. The country is so tired of winning, it is basically on its knees

begging for mercy. I have heard people say, sir, stop the winning. We cannot take it anymore.

And I, of course, say that with every ounce of sarcasm it deserves. So we are looking back at week 61, and we are focusing on a very

dangerous, deeply unsurious, wildly incompetent, bumbling regime. And just laughing at them.

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