Justice Abhors a Vacuum

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2013

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Friends quarrel over a borrowed (and broken) shop vac and its more expensive replacement.

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0:00.0	We're going to get into the judge John Hodgman podcast in just a moment, but first we're
0:04.1	headed out on tour, the van freaks road show tour.
0:08.6	If you live in Belfast, Dublin, Edinburgh, London, Copenhagen, Lexington, Chicago, Madison,
0:14.8	St. Paul Austin, Atlanta, Durham, Charlottesville, Washington, DC, Portland, Boston, or streaming
0:22.5	live all over the world from Brooklyn, New York City.
0:27.2	We hope that you will get your tickets and we will see you there.
0:32.4	Find full information at vanfreaksroadshow.com.
0:39.4	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:42.0	I'm Baylif Jesse Thorn.
0:44.3	This week, Justice Abhors of Vacuum.
0:48.5	Matt brings the case against his good friend, Jeremy.
0:51.7	Matt borrowed a shop vac from Jeremy to do some grease trap cleaning at work, but he accidentally
0:56.3	ruined it in the process.
0:58.6	The friends finally settled on a replacement appliance, but Matt thinks he got a raw deal
1:03.4	since the replacement is more expensive than the original.
1:07.6	How should he have reimbursed his friend?
1:09.7	Are they even now?
1:11.5	These rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
1:18.1	If you need me, I'll be downstairs through the shop vac.
1:22.1	You can call that a brother won't hear you, cause smile to the shop vac on.
1:29.7	It should be okay to be upstairs, go and see me, you can cry at a brother won't hear
1:37.6	you, cause smile to the shop vac on.
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