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Did your kids have, at this age, get so many rashes? Rashes chafing. It's kind of ointments and zinc powder. Every few weeks he's got a new kind of rash. This newest one... Yeah, I think they get like nappy rash, don't they? Well, this one is on his penis. And so Bianca took him to the doctor,

showed the red mark, and he said, okay, that's easy to clear up. Go to the chemist and get hydrozole. So I was sent to the chemist yesterday to get hydrozole. And I just wanted to make sure I had the right one that was suitable for babies. So I asked a girl in the aisle, is this good for babies? She goes, I think it is, but let me just check with the pharmacist. So she goes up behind the big super desk that he has at the end. And I stay in the aisle because I thought she was just going to be a second. So I'm 20 meters away and the pharmacy's busy. I see her chatting to the pharmacist and he yells out to me from where I am.

You're kidding me.

He's like, what's this for?

I said, oh, it's for my son. He goes, what part of the body? Oh, my God. Really? Across the store. Penis. Why? No, this is on you. Why don't you then go? You should have shuffled up to the friends. You go and just moving for a close chat. I don't think quick.

No, no, you do. up to the front. You go and just moving for a close chat.

I couldn't think quick.

No, no, you do.

You cover the distance.

Poor Gordon and all the innocent customers.

Poor everybody in the room.

No, everyone's going to think it was for your...

Yeah, that's what I'd be thinking that you're too embarrassing and go, what a creep.

I bet he hasn't even got a son hanging around and getting creams.

Leave yourself alone, sir.

Give it a rest is what they're probably thinking, overuse.

That's why it's all chafing and that.

Why has he got the extra large tube?

Look at the state of it.

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