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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, February 18 [Vault]

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2026

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, February 18 [Vault]

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0:00.0

Hey, the bird show.

0:01.7

Jessica and I are up in South Carolina a week or so ago, and we walk into this bar where

0:08.6

everybody hangs out, and it's pretty crowded, and we take a seat.

0:11.6

We have to share a table with other people, so we find a table for six that has two empty seats

0:16.9

at it, and sitting at the table is couple number one and couple number two.

0:22.1

Couple number one, we kind of know a little bit like where we know who who they are met them talk to them conversations

0:28.6

couple number two we became friends with them very quickly because we wanted to sit at their table

0:33.2

so we walk up hey how you doing oh why don't you sit here really oh? Oh, cool. And then we sat. We got to sit at the bar.

0:39.9

So we're all very excited.

0:40.9

So we're hanging out and everything's fine.

0:43.9

And at one point, the crowd kind of, the crowd at the bar kind of splits up and some people go see other people and whatever and or at the table.

0:54.8

And so it ends up being Jessica and I and wife number two of the of the two couples.

1:01.6

And for whatever reason and the only thing I can think is that this had been in her head for

1:09.1

hours or days or weeks or however long and it was about her head was literally

1:14.3

about to split open and explode and go out if she didn't release the pressure so she dumps on us

1:21.1

the following story in hopes that we would have some sort of wisdom to make everything all better so

1:26.5

you guys were the therapy I guess so but on a scale of wisdom to make everything all better. So you guys were the therapy?

1:28.0

I guess so.

1:29.1

And on a scale of 1 to 10, these friends are how good of friends of yours?

1:32.6

Not even know them.

1:33.8

I couldn't even...

1:34.5

Two.

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