The Bert Show.

Jen is slowly losing her crush on Stifler.

Well, I have always had a huge crush on Sean William Scott, the actor who played Stifler.

And then yesterday he co-hosted with Kelly for live with Regis and Kelly.

And he's got a movie coming out this fall or whatever.

So I don't know.

I was just noodling around trying to figure it out because Tracy had heard him say some sort of reference yesterday on the show. My wife told me blah. So I started Googling him to figure out if he was married or not and then came across all these other little tidbits about him. And one of which really turned me off. I was like, oh, he might not be able to be my celebrity crush anymore because so he has four tattoos, a broken heart on his hip, an infinity symbol on his wrist, a lightning bolt on his thigh. All three of those I was okay with. And then the last one says, Amo, A-M-O, which is Latin for I love, on his tailbone. Which is the small of his back, which is the tramp stamp. That's the tramp stamp. That's it. So if a dude has a half-a-same. How do you make out with a man who has a tramp stamp stamp? So in keeping with this series of impossible questions, what do I call these? Like it would ever actually happen anyway. But, you know, it's nice to think about that.

But then you think about... It was like me and pink. I mean, you know. Yeah, you think about it. Whatever. Celebrities. You had a chance to do this a couple years ago. I know. It didn't make it happen. No. This is our segment called It Only Takes One Call. is there a man

listening, a heterosexual man

listening called, it only takes one call. Is there a man listening, a heterosexual man listening to this radio show right now,

who has a tattoo on the small of his back?

And we'll take calls.

I'm watching the phones right now.

In the event that we don't, I mean, we could also take a call if you were a female who is hooked up with a guy and off came the shirt and you saw the first top,

you saw the top of the butterfly, and then down came the low-wasted designer jeans. It doesn't even

really matter what it is. It would just be interesting to figure out why they wanted that placement

right there. Because it, you know, when women have it there, it's because they want to pull their pants down halfway and show you their butt. I don't know why, but I still think. I know it's supposed to be trashy, but I still think it's sexy. Well, I think that, I mean, whatever. Yeah. Whatever. I still think it's sexy. Do you think it sexy on him?

On Sean William Scott?

I have to see it first because, I mean, I've had a crush on him as a celebrity for, I mean, a long time.

Stiff was getting a little less stiff?

Cheap.

Yeah.

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