The Birch Show.

You have to have a PR spin on what has happened to you in order to present you in a good light.

So we were thinking about this yesterday, and we were wondering if any of our Burt Show listeners need a crisis PR plan, because obviously us in here can come up with a better one than Faith Hills publicist did.

So we could come up with a crisis PR plan for you.

So if you have embarrassed yourself in one way or another or said something or done something

where you need to spin it and sort of have a good excuse for why you did something,

whether it was at work or an email you sent or having a conversation about somebody that

they busted you on or something in your friend group,

your mommy group, your school group, whatever it is, if you need a PR spin, a crisis PR plan,

then just give us a call.

We'll give you something to chew on.

404-741-105.

So we're looking for somebody very specific.

Something, any one of those scenarios that Jen just played out could have happened.

But you haven't addressed it yet with the people that are concerned with this crisis.

Right.

So you can still come up with an excuse that is plausible.

That is obviously not going to be the truth, but we can get you closer to the truth to where at least they have some doubt in their mind like, oh, yeah, okay, okay. Okay, that sounds like that'll work. That makes sense to me. Yeah, some sort of crisis going on in your life. We've got your crisis PR plan. We'll determine it for you. So you've got four people here, eager and ready to almost create. I mean, isn't it the

job of a publicist to create believable lies? Let me give you an example of somebody who...

I'm sure all the publicist's listening right now. Well, isn't it? I mean, with any one of these

Brittany things or Kevin Federlines or Faith Hill is a great example, we have to come up with a lie

that people will believe. You know, who could use our help right now probably is that fellow, Ethan, that we got the phone call about it about an hour ago. Like he's having a little bit of a crisis at work today. His girlfriend found out that he was cheating and decided to take it out on all of his coworkers. Well, he's cheating with somebody he works with it, is what she is accusing him of. He's in a bit of a pickle. This guy would be perfect. This is perfect because this is the call we took about an hour ago, and we'll continue to take your calls right now to help you out. 404-741-1005. But Jeff is right. This guy right here needs PR spin today. Hello. Oh, hey, I just have a public service announcement for one of your listeners.

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