The Bert Show.

All right, Melissa, how does love lost and found again work very quickly here?

It is where someone is out and you find a connection with somebody and then you get kind of nervous because, you know, toward the end, you don't know what you're going to say when you have to part ways. And then you don't get the phone number. You have no way of contacting the person. You think you've lost them forever. So you give us a call and then you give us the description of where you met, what they look like, everything about them.

We give it to our Burt Show listeners what they look like, everything about them.

We give it to our Burt Show listeners to see if anybody out there knows them and then if they do, we reconnect you.

Such is the case with 22-year-old Justin, who went to Love Lawston or who went to a Jack your Lantern and ended up like really digging this 45-year-old Anna Milfie that was there, totally digging on it. He thought they really had a connection. It wasn't just that she was hot. I mean, that was definitely helping. Deep, deep connection. But he felt like they really had some, you know, maybe not a deep connection, but some chemistry going on. And he was like, I don't care. I think that she's hot. I don't care about the age difference. I want

this woman. So he goes and to put her number in his cell phone and somehow screws it up because he's all hammered and stuff. And he comes on with us to try to find her. And we did. And it was a pretty easy target. I mean, a 45 year old hanging out at Jacquelanan and was a pretty easy target. So we plus Plus any Jackalander won, too. Because of the costumes and everything, it's easy to narrow down. Like, this is a sure thing for him. This was a slam dunk here. So, I mean, he had no doubt. That's when he put the pen to paper. Walking through the Jacu Lantern party at the compound, trying to talk to every female that came around.

So I'm chilling at the party posted by the water fountain, dressed as a gay cowboy from

Brokeback Mountain.

Looking all around, and I saw from an angle, a nice-looking woman in her costume red

fallen angel.

I asked for her number, even though it was kind of risky.

And if she said no, I would just have said I was tipsy. We split our different ways to enjoy the party further, but I forgot what

her name was, so I saved it as hamburger. Oh my God. I went to my car and ended up real mad,

because I was so drunk, I deleted deleted her number and I needed it real

bad. I felt ashamed and so out of place like an apple and a pumpkin patch till Q100 save

the day and help me find my match. Now Bert may think of you as Anna the Milpheum Moore, but we all know

I'm Ashton and you're my to mean more Oh, my goodness. That was fabulous. And here's the last part. And if it doesn't work out between us, I'll be sad. But what the heck, I'll introduce you to my dad. I still think it was great. I still think it was great. It was effort. A was effort. Yes. And that's all the women want, right? I just think that he should have ended it on the Demi Moore line. That was cute. Hey, Justin? What's going on? Dude, you're not calling us from a bathroom, are you? No, no, no. Okay, sound like there's an echo of a bathroom.

He's just listening to himself. Oh, I got you. How you doing, man? Because the last time we talked to you, you were on with Anna Milfie, and you guys said you were going to go hang out over the weekend. And Jen Hobby thought that Anna Milfie was just being nice, just to be nice on the air. I'm sorry, I didn't feel that, though.

I mean, I really, I hope that it went well, and I hope that she was just maybe embarrassed about being on the radio, but I kind of got the vibe that she was placating you. I think she may have gone out with you and done all sorts of stuff to you that you don't even imagine that happened. You think they went Kamasutra page 1 to 120 this weekend?

Yeah, I think she did stretches before she took him out.

I think she limbered up, went into a steam room, loosening up the muscles, and I'm surprised you're even okay right now.

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