The Bert Show.

Abby thinks that she's being judged unfair, unfairly, online.

Inferly, unfairly, unfairly.

I know.

I may be mentally ill, but my relationship with alcohol is healthy.

And I am sick of these scandalous falsehoods being spread about me on the interweb.

Because some recent stories that I have told

that ended in tragedy have all involved some form of alcohol, usually white wine.

I'm a Sauvignon Blanc drinker.

And that has led the Burt Show family to calling me an alcoholic on the internet.

And I will not stand for it anymore because this could just not be farther from the

truth. I think this all started with my London story, my London boy story where things just went

horribly wrong. And just about every part of that story involved drinking alcohol at some point.

And that led people to jump to some conclusions that I have a problem with drinking. Listen,

if you are an alcoholic,

then the rest of us on the show should have been committed a long time ago because I know

joke, you probably drink the like the lease out of everybody on the show. That's why these

allegations are hysterical. And then I started talking about my Thanksgiving mental breakdown

where I started talking about my Thanksgiving mental breakdown,

where I started talking about how I was spiraling about everything in my life.

And, of course, at the same time, I was drinking white wine.

So again, leads people to jump to conclusions that,

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