Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, August 5

The Bert Show

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4.1 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2025

⏱️ 30 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey, the bird show.
0:01.6	Look, if you really want to get under somebody's skin,
0:05.5	don't go after them.
0:07.6	Go after their family.
0:09.5	That's what Abby is about to do to our show director, Tommy.
0:13.8	What?
0:14.5	How?
0:15.6	I've decided to go after the one thing you love more than your wife, Renee.
0:20.2	Don't you do it.
0:21.5	And that is none other than Buckees!
0:24.5	I'm rolling low on fuel and you know what that means.
0:28.6	I got to grab my keys and drive down to Buckees and you all ready to
0:33.5	I interrupt this Bucky's theme song because there's a new Bucky's theme song in town.
0:40.4	Oh, they contemporized it.
0:42.0	Our friend of the show, Chris, who's the moderator on the Burt Show Facebook fan page,
0:47.4	sent me a DM with this new video on it and on it.
0:53.1	And I am so sorry that I am
0:56.0	not the person. Why did
0:58.0	I not come up with this? Because
0:59.8	this is genius.
1:03.5	I can see it in the distance.
1:07.5	That fever's always
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