The Bert Show.

You guys want to hear something crazy?

Sure.

I got good sleep last night.

Well, good for you.

Yay.

That is crazy.

The last two nights, actually, I walked in here today, and I have been bombarding Abby with enthusiasm about my health because I have all these gadgets on my watch and apps that tell me what my body stress level is, right? In the last two days,

I've had the highest scores, highest health scores I have ever had in my life. It's because kids are

back in school. It's benefiting everybody. And I don't even have one in there, but wild,

just wild. Told me I should feel great today. And I do wonder, because Abby asked the question, like, when these gadgets tell you that you're supposed to be in a great mood and that you got great sleep and you'll feel, it literally says you will feel unstoppable today. Oh, wow. I wonder if you start feeling unstoppable because it told you that you're supposed to feel unstoppable. A little placebo effect going on?

Yeah, it's like a health horoscope. Maybe. Yeah, kind of. A little bit, because if you don't feel good, then it's kind of like, okay, maybe this thing is lying to me. Maybe this thing is just like, okay, he feels a little down today, so why don't I give him a little kick in the butt by saying he's going to be unstoppable. Right. It could be happening.

How was your day yesterday?

It was pretty good.

I want to say I did something super exciting,

but I feel like I just knocked little kick in the butt by saying he's going to be unstoppable. Right. It could be happening. How was your day yesterday?

It was pretty good.

I want to say I did something super exciting, but I feel like I just knocked out a bunch of work and then went for a walk. I wish I was living some crazy wild 28-year-old life, but, you know, Tuesday's Tuesday. Yeah, especially with this, if you're up this early in the morning, it's not just a radio thing. It's a timing thing. You can't go out and enjoy

the day, the night, I should say,

because you've got to be up so

over there. I am dog sitting for a friend though, and the dog is so cute. And it does remind me why I am. I have cats and not dogs. Dogs are a lot of work. Way more, I mean, Cass, how are you today. I am great. Yesterday

was my husband Chad's birthday.

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