Full Show PT 3: September 27, 2024 (From The Vault)
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 27 September 2024
⏱️ 28 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Kids love to discover new things with their mouths. |
| 0:05.0 | But some things aren't safe. |
| 0:08.0 | So most Erastel lithium coin batteries are coated with a repulsive taste to make children spit them out. |
| 0:15.0 | Duracelle lithium coin batteries, the Bert show. |
| 0:24.0 | We got one Bert show listener that needs some help here because she wants to convince |
| 0:31.0 | her sister that the dude that her sister is dating is not right for her. |
| 0:35.6 | You already know how this goes. |
| 0:37.2 | Like once you're focused on somebody, it is almost impossible to get anybody to listen to you, |
| 0:42.2 | but she wants to go in anyway. |
| 0:44.3 | Hey Bird Show, I'm hoping you guys can help me convince my sister, her boyfriend is not the one. |
| 0:50.3 | My sister and I are four years apart and were super close. |
| 0:53.2 | My sister has found what she thinks is her forever. |
| 0:57.0 | Let's call him Greg. |
| 0:58.3 | Greg was my husband's friend and coworker |
| 1:01.2 | and had just gotten out of a six-year relationship. |
| 1:05.8 | My husband and I wanted to play Matchmaker. |
| 1:08.1 | So we set up the meeting and they hit it off. |
| 1:11.3 | A few months into dating, he got a job offer in Kansas and she took the |
| 1:15.4 | leap and went to live with him. She's now been living with Greg for three years and |
| 1:21.1 | she's a stay at home for mommy. Greg has a good job. for |
| 1:23.0 | three years and she's a stay at home for mommy. |
| 1:24.0 | Greg has a good job that pays him very well, |
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