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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 2: September 27, 2024 (From The Vault)

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Comedy, Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2024

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Kids love to discover new things with their mouths.

0:05.0

But some things aren't safe.

0:08.0

So most Erastel lithium coin batteries are coated with a repulsive taste to make children spit them out.

0:15.0

Duracelle lithium coin batteries, the safer choice.

0:21.0

Imagine sweeping through green fields, floating five feet above ground, sun on your face as you slide by, on track to your

0:35.0

track to your destination, not a care in the world as you simply lean back.

0:37.0

And before you know it, you're there.

0:40.0

This is how travels should feel, on all trains it does a vante west coast feel good travel

0:52.4

the Bert show the truth is because I've had I think stomach issues most of my life that this

0:58.8

question wouldn't apply to me so I will ask it to you guys that actually love food. Would you go 50 miles out of your way for one of your

1:09.3

favorite meals? No. No to Kristen. Krist.

1:13.0

I do it for my mom and mac and cheese.

1:15.0

Yes.

1:16.0

Yeah, okay.

1:17.0

For me to yes.

1:18.0

Yes.

1:19.0

Yes.

1:20.0

For my favorite meal?

1:22.0

What is your favorite meal that you were driving 15 miles?

1:25.0

I love like a good steak, mac and cheese and then like a lava cake, so really I just go to

1:29.4

chilies.

1:30.4

But if we're talking about like Michelin quality and my parents are paying for it, I'll drive

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