Full Show PT 3: Monday, May 12

The Bert Show

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4.1 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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0:00.0	The Bert Show.
0:01.3	So this Florida man found $20,000 in cash in crisp $100 bills by a Florida mall and then spent hours trying to decide what he was going to do with it before he decided to turn it into the authorities.
0:16.7	Now, before I speak about what happened once he made that decision, I'm curious if we go around a room and we're going to be completely honest, took some truth serum, got to tell the truth.
0:26.1	You find $20,000 by the mall, seems to be undetected, doesn't seem as if anybody knows you have it.
0:32.0	What are you doing?
0:32.9	It was found in Florida.
0:34.1	It's found in Florida.
0:34.8	I ain't touching it.
0:36.4	I'm not doing.
0:37.1	The money down?
0:37.9	I am not dealing with another Florida man.
0:39.6	Do you know where in Florida it was?
0:41.5	No, it just says by the Florida Mall.
0:43.7	Yeah.
0:44.5	I don't know which one.
0:45.3	It might change my opinion depending on what city.
0:47.6	There are some cities I can fight in better than others.
0:50.2	Miami-Dade, I'm running. Jacksonville, I'll hold my own.
0:54.5	Tampa, I got you.
0:57.2	$20,000.
1:00.2	Honestly, and this is not going to be like a yes or no.
1:04.2	So sorry, I'm going to make it complicated, as I always do.
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