Full Show PT 2: Monday, May 12
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 12 May 2025
⏱️ 35 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The weather. Tomorrow, expect a biting cold front. Hmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be |
| 0:06.8 | wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain |
| 0:13.0 | that'll soak you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching |
| 0:18.7 | their peak in the afternoon. |
| 0:23.0 | Not in the mood for miserable weather. |
| 0:25.8 | Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express. |
| 0:28.7 | Sun Express, non-stop sunshine. |
| 0:33.3 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:41.2 | What injury did your kids sustain right before an important family event or maybe some really important photos that you were taking? |
| 0:45.9 | 1-855-Bert Show 855-2-37-8-7-4-6. |
| 0:48.2 | Cassie's going to kick it off. |
| 0:53.3 | Of course, my daughter, Hazel, is at the age where she is, she's five, she has a scooter. |
| 0:55.8 | She wears a helmet, but like most kids, once they get comfortable doing something, they are basically like, what can I do to hurt |
| 1:00.4 | myself? What trick can I do? So she has started doing scooter tricks, which really just involve |
| 1:05.9 | her hopping on the scooter or jumping off it with both feet. But we're going along, We're on this Silver Comet Trail, which is like this paved path through the woods |
| 1:14.5 | where people bike and walk and jog. |
| 1:16.8 | She's doing her tricks. |
| 1:17.9 | And I'm like, woo, she's not going that fast. |
| 1:20.2 | And then I don't know what happens. |
| 1:21.5 | Her foot catches and she literally flies over the front of the handlebars. |
| 1:25.7 | Now, luckily, she's wearing a helmet, but it kind of |
| 1:28.9 | slipped up a little bit and not too much, but the handlebar was able to jammer in the head. Like, |
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